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Robots!

Last week I saw the future, and the future is ROBOTS. Yes, after three years of living in Japan, I finally met my first robot. Let me assure you that it lived up to my expectations in nearly ever regard. ASIMO had blinky lights, wore a jet pack (!), and did the hula in front of a video screen of Hawaii. It kicked soccer balls, shook hands to promote robo-human relations, (however, only with fully-qualified humans-- the rest of us weren’t allowed to touch it and were separated by a wooden fence), and so forth. However, I was terribly disappointed in the fact that it didn’t dance ‘the robot,’ nor did it have an awesomely roboty-souding voice. It sounded like the pre-recorded woman in airports who makes announcements over the PA system and tells you that the moving walkway is now ending. Interestingly, just the weekend before ASIMO, Niq and I stumbled into RoboWorld, a robot shop in the second basement of a ritzy Fukuoka department store. Holy crap! This store was full of robots! Not in the same class as ASIMO, who is cordless and viciously attractive, but beginner robots made for fighting, snuggling, and petting. Robo-Hello Kitty welcomed us as we walked into the store. We could pet a baby seal that would, I have heard, coo contentedly. It was recharging when we visited, as most real-life baby seals do-- through the Nuk. There were wind-up robots that would try to punch their competitors out of the ring. There were nurse robots who cared for the sick and elderly. And then there were the fake dogs. Why anyone would want a fake dog is beyond me. The robot makers failed in making it as cute, soft or loving as a real puppy. I suppose if you’re lazy, rich, and an animal killer an added bonus for you would be that you could shut it off and put it under your bed, HOWEVER, I feel most people would be just as protective of multi-thousand dollar piece of electronic as they would a beloved family pet. Can’t leave robopuppy OR real puppy in a hot car. Can’t bring robopuppy to the lake. So have the robopuppy makers gone to such extreme lengths just to avoid the pooper scooper? I believe they have. Next to RoboWorld is where the real action happens-- head-to-head robo battles. By children. I’m not exactly sure when Pinewood Derbys were replaced with two-on-two robot battles, but I’m pretty sure I don’t like where this is going. Overly aggressive parents stood roped off from their robot-engineering children, who were in the throes of a soccer-like battle. I think I may have tipped the scales for brother-sister team, ROBODEATH, by shorting out their competition with my camera flash (I was reprimanded appropriately). And I may have made up their team name. It has become all too clear that world will slowly be taken over by the children who construct their own warring robots, not by the ones who sit at home after school eating Fruit-by-the-foot and watching old episodes of Full House. So there you have it.

Sapporo Snow Festival

We went to the Sapporo Snow Festival for three days at the beginning of February. The festival is Sapporo's excellent way of making the best of its very cold winter and the feet of snow it has just sitting around. The event's main attractions are the giant (think 10 meters or taller) snow and ice sculptures, but there are plenty of other things to do and see there, too. Like eat mutton and drink weird, thick rice liquor with the mutton vendors. Or make snowmen. Or ride giant ice slides. We did all of those things and had a great time.

Cambodia and Thailand

In what could easily be considered our most successful vacation to date (no muggings or serious gastro-intestinal distress! Huzzah!), Niq and I journeyed to Thailand and Cambodia during winter vacation. Bangkok was still exciting, and Cambodia was new and very awe-some (not awesome rad, but awesome awe-some). Come with me, friend, on a selective tour of our vacation! It's quite detailed, mostly as a record for us, so even the family members shouldn't feel guilty about skimming. Really, I forgive you.

Nobita/Nicholas

I was Nobita, a character from from the Japanese comic book/cartoon Doraemon, for Halloween. My obsession with Doraemon knows no bounds. I have key chains, toys, plush animals, cell phone jangles, stickers and temporary tattoos that I thought were stickers, all featuring the cute blue cat-like robot from the future. Clearly, it's time for me to leave Japan for the much more normal, but much less cute, United States.

Farms Near Takeo

Well, it's been literally months since we've posted, so what better way to kick things off than with some good old pictures of farms. We'll try to make things more fascinating in the future.

Moving Day

Hippityhey.com is moving to a new web host (namely, Dreamhost). If you notice any strangeness going on with the site over the next few days, this move is to blame. If there are any problems, everything should be back to normal within the week. Update: the move is over, and everything should now be working okay. Hopefully.

Nagasaki Lantern Festival

In February, Dad Alward came to Japan! Here are some pictures of the famed Nagasaki Lantern Festival. Other than the constant downpour of rain for pretty much the entire trip, it was truly lovely indeed.

Roses Are Red, Pancakes Are Brown

We celebrated Valentine's Day by making Japanese pancakes and then taking pictures of them. Despite looking like plastic vomit, they're actually quite delicious, one of my favorite Japanese foods.

Some Tweaks

One of the problems with having a job that requires me to be in front of a computer much of the day is that I spend way too much time in front of the computer not doing my job. Or, as they said in 1998, I surf the web. A lot. Occassionaly when surfing, I actually come across something informative/interesting/entertaining enough to want to share with other people. By "other people," I mean Sarah. Since I'm sure she's getting sick of me showing her yet another site about Star Wars, and since I promised to update this site more frequently, I thought I'd start sharing some links here. I know, I know, everyone else has been posting links on their blog for three years. I'm still saying "surf the web," so cut me some slack.